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A collection of our internet worthy works.
Totally useless items
At reasonable prices
Attack Badgers.........$40 per Dozen
Sack-o-Rusty Razors.........$20 a bag
Easy-Splice Cloning Oven........$100
Authentic Pakastani Criminal Hands......$99 per hand
Inflatable Toilets(Red, Tie-Die, Glow in Dark, & Clear)....$20
Used Condoms from Around the World.....$9.99 per pack
Mechanical Sex Harness for the Elderly......$67.99
Helper Monkies for Quadraplegic Helper Monkies...$900
Fresh Squeezed purple anal Discharge.......$.50 a can
Super Penile Growth Formula(may cause impotence).....$30
Do-It-Yourself Brainwashing Book......$10 softcover, $12.99 hardcover
Date Rape Drugs for Sheep......$20 a bottle of 30
Turretts Powder with lanolin........$20
Canthrax(The only true anthrax in a can Soda)......$2.00 a pack
Freeze Dried Pirate Gonads......$2.00 a pair
Goiter Pets(includes Goiter Mold)......$19.99
"Reaching for Your Inner Nipple" Yoga manual......$20
Original Celebrity Feces 2001 Calendar.....$20
Dr. Kevorkian's "Good night Grandpa", & "Can't Wake Daddy" board games...$10 ea.
"Coping with Demonic Possesions of Evil Midgets from the Beyond" Best seller.$25
Dehydrated Hamster Babies...add water and watch them grow mold....$10
"101 ways to get a handicapped sticker when you're able bodied"....$19.99
"Johnny Sniper" Toy assassination kit w/realistic rifle and no orange tip....$19
Forget the Rabbi, get New Bris-in-a-Box "it's Kosherific"....$20
Guess Who---------Gave you Herpes board game.....$10
"Kill-Do" spy weapon disguised as 10" Rubber wang......$39.99
Make-yourself-a-midget kit(includes bone saw, head and ass enlarger w/goofy elbow molds and guide to walk like a midget)................$300.99
Bris-Bees original foreskin Flying Disks....$9
Kosher Vaginal Lubricant........$10 a tube
"Frosted lucky cults" cereal (They're Radically Religious)....$5 a box
"I can't believe It's not penis" oiled cucumbers.......$10 a bushel
Talking Cracked out Porn star Barbee Anatomically Correct(no teeth)....$19.99
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qualification for a government funded study on
mental retardation in the U.S.
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